So I get a text message and call from one of my coworkers this morning saying I’m sick……normally, I would help without hesitation, but in this situation I am putting my foot down and saying no. (This is a rare moment for me, it’s progress people)

Let me explain.
1. This bitch is the same one who was trying to get me fired, saying extremely shitty, untrue, and rude things behind my back, and regularly gives me death glares at work for existing.
2. This bitch asked me for a trade for my shift tomorrow 3 days ago. Now magically she is sick and can’t work. But she still wants to trade for my shift tomorrow…..it doesn’t add up. Are you magically gonna be better in 24 hrs? If so, why couldn’t you have done that maneuver 2 days ago.
3. This bitch pulls this crap all the time. We keep feeding into it because we assume people are going to be honest and trustworthy initially. But overall, she has demonstrated time and time again that she is neither of those aspects and I refuse to feed the trolls.
4. Fuck her. She has been nothing but misery to me. I see no reason to help her. Go eat a dick.

I’m awake and I don’t know why. Ughhhhhhhh.
If someone would like to entertain me, that would be great.
Thanks

Killer Pumpkin Festival! I may have a pumpkin addiction problem….but I’m ok with it.

Killer Pumpkin Festival! I may have a pumpkin addiction problem….but I’m ok with it.

Smoking cigars to celebrate a friend’s birthday. 
This is how we roll, as classy ass mofos

Smoking cigars to celebrate a friend’s birthday.
This is how we roll, as classy ass mofos

"I will follllllllllow where you leadddd"
Gilmore Girls is on Netflix and I’m going on a GG marathon. It’s happening people. You can’t stop me.